How many Charismatics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ten, one change the bulb and nine pray against the spirit of darkness
How many Calvinists does it take to change a light bulb?
None,God has predestined when the light will be on. Calvininsts do nog change light bulbs, they simply read the instructions and pray the light bulb will be one that has been chosen to be changed.
How many Lutherans does it take to change a light bulb? Change, what's that?
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but for the message of light continue, send in your donation today.
How many Roman Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None, they always use candles.
How many worship leaders does it take to change a light bulb? One, but soon all those around can warm up to its glowing.
How many members of a mega-church does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. Light bulbs kept in the closet which is next to the coffee shop, which is next to the book store, which is next to the welcome center, which is next to the
How many house church people does it take to change a light bulb? Between 3 and 20 people, dependent on the size of the living room. Because they are not an organisation or a program, the first build a relationship with the light bulb. If the light bulb turns out to be old and obsolete they ask God to shake it and (if at all possible) reform it's structure. If the light bulb is relatively new, they take it out of the fitting for some time (one month for every year the bulb has been in the fitting) pray for inner healing, and then prophesy it in place, after which the bulb spontaneously starts to multiply
How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb? None, the light of Christ is all we need!
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